What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 00:36

Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.